Do NOT......drink red wine out of a penis straw...ever!! Or I guess any drink for that matter. My girlfriends and I were all trying to "remember" how Sara's bacherlorette party was....??!!
(that stands for Oh my God...(Gosh) when the kids are around....anywho, this BOY of mine is always dirty, hungry, snotty nose, whining.....are all baby boys like this. The second I feed him dinner and give him a bubble bath..he is hungry and dirty..I need a vacation!